(cut and pasted from Craigslist)

Red-headed beauty on the #11 bus – m4w – 30 (Columbus)

Today around 2:45 PM you got on the #11 bus at the stop located by Kroger at Main and Alum Creek Dr. You only rode a few stops and got off on one of the neighborhood streets off of Bryden. Just want you to know that you made my trip a lot more pleasant. There is something about riding the bus that makes a stunning woman like yourself even more beautiful. I myself am always trying to “bring the sexy back” to bus riding, and I’m glad I’m not the only one. If you think this is you, hey I wouldn’t mind meeting up, but that’s not my intention here. If I weren’t so shy, I would like to let every beautiful woman I see know how beautiful they are. With the technological marvel that is craigslist, I can at least have some way of maybe, just maybe letting some of them know. You are heaven-on-earth beautiful.

Sincerely,

The nerdy guy with the big ole glasses, yellow shirt and a laptop bag.