(Cut and pasted from Craigslist)
Seeking male counterpart for Mars voyage – w4m – 24 (Earth)
If you’ve been paying even the slightest attention to the news, you’re probably already aware that it will soon be possible to inhabit planet Mars. Of course this idea excited me (Who wouldn’t want to live on Mars?!), so I started digging around for some additional information. To my chagrin, I realized that twenty-something Single Sallys like myself aren’t exactly at the top of the priority list; it’s a couple’s world (Yes, even on Mars). So, fellow space traveler, this is where you come in:
I am seeking another single twenty-something who wouldn’t mind spending the next 60+ years of his life a) with me (a woman who has a general, albeit mild, distaste for men) b) on the planet Mars.
I have only a few requirements, but they are very important:
You must
smell good, be intelligent, be attractive (Sorry, bro, but if we’re going to spend 60+ years together with a one-way ticket to Mars, you have to be somewhat easy on the eyes), not be short (I’m 5’10” – very close to my height or taller is A+), enjoy reading (If the last book you picked up was Holes in seventh grade, you need not apply), enjoy discussing various subjects, be equally comfortable with silence and communication, be a high-five enthusiast, and have a good sense of humor.
If a one-way trip to Mars sounds appealing and you’re looking for the opportunity of a lifetime, reply to this posting.
